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i am the bunny suit

you are the man suit

Created on 2004-05-03 16:49:31 (#3035759), last updated 2006-03-09

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Name:	memory+imagination
Birthdate:	11-05
Location:	Utopia
Website:	myspace

Bio

I'm Cali. I'm 15. I like to sing in the rain on dark streets in the middle of the night. I like to stare at people and try to figure out their eye color from far away. I love going to school. I love my best friends and sisters. People are dumb. Seriously. I'm lucky I don't hate the ones that are cool. I love watching Donnie Darko. I have an obsession with Jake Gyllanhaal. Also, I worship John Lennon. He is my god. I hate abuse. Especially animal abuse. I'd rather see someone getting torchered to death with all the blood and intestines gushing from their stomach than see an animal getting killed in any way. I absolutely hate spiders..I have a phobia. My thumbnail on my right hand grows weird, it has lines in it. Its special. Its hard to find friends that mean as much to me as Jade. My dad lives in Wales. I love him. My mother belongs in a mental institute and don't ask about her I sincerely feel sorry for her.I am expressionless. My big freckles on my arms look like constellations. I have big freckles on my neck, back, and hip. They are adorable in my opinion. My dog likes to attack people's faces while I hold them to the floor, constantly wrestling their arms and legs and middle. Its hilarious, if you ever get the chance to see then I recommend it. The one thing I think will never tire of being funny is the time when Jade's teacher told her to "Watch your spleen!" when a paper poster decided to drop on her leg. Hilarious. I effing love lefties. I dont know, but I have sort of an animal attraction towards them.I never get bored of the random facts Heidi has. She told me your body has a natural pain killer called dopamine. I found out that scientists have found a gene that does cause people to me homosexual so stick that in your back pocket. Don't call privates anything but pastries because all the other words are disgusting. Bohemian Rhapsody is a genius song. I love LoveSacs. I love waterbeds. I love drums. They are incredibly sexy. I need to be with a drummer. And a guy that can sing is the biggest turn-on ever. I love mirrors. I want to have my own Wonderland and befriend Alice. I want to find Neverland and never grow up. I hate fights unless they're all in good fun. I am just waiting for the day I meet a Vampire. You'll never understand how much I respect them and honor their pain and beauty. I hope that there is really a Donnie out there. I want to meet Frank. Veins are sexy. Muscles that are huge and unproportioned are disgusting. People aren't supposed to look like puffed up dilapedated marshmallows. I go crosseyed when I look at things too long. Silent staring contests are great. I hate slang. I love hiking. I hate drama. Girls need to understand themselves and their worth. They need to not be sluts. I think blow jobs are disgusting and don't fuck with me about it. I am a major protestor against butt fucking. Seriously. I can go on forever about how wrong, violating, and unpleasurable it is. I like to wear different earrings in my ears. Don't copy me..I hate setting trends. Why can't you be yourself. That's the question that will never be completely answered. I believe in the Big Bang Theory. I believe in time travel. And I believe in myself. I don't like to eat in front of people because they stare at me when I do and it makes me uncomfortable but I can forget about it when I have to. People always come up and ask me if I'm okay, or if I'm sad..and I have no fucking idea why. I just don't have emotions that I hang on my sleeve. I'm not mormon. I'm not against any religion nor for it. Me and my sisters are called Crazy Bitches because of the Psycho Bitch mother. But we are not as mental. If I could get rid of anything in the world, it would be depression and abuse. Illegal things are only tempting because they are naughty. Just know that if they were legal you wouldn't pay much attention to them. The government assassinated John Lennon and JFK. They were too smart for them. And the world wasn't ready. I like to write essays. I love wearing slippers. I love Dr. Pepper and Big Red gum and hot Cheetos. I hate munchies dammit. They hurt. I love the Halloween series. They are my childhood movies. I grew up with them and nothing is more terrifying and at the same time sexy than Michael Myers, not even spiders. What if everyone just suddenly turned into cannibals and started eating eachother? I like to wait and wonder. I like not knowing things and it doesn't bother me. I have self control. I think that I am really crazy and I have lost my mind a couple of times and went homocidal. Scary. I will always want to help people through their problems because it is my nature so do not call me inconsiderate because that is a bitchy thing to do. That hurts. Please tell me if I have hurt you because I am sorry and if I'm not, then I'll tell you I'm not..just as quick as the hurt hit you the first time. Don't be a dumbass when you can prevent it. Do not waste your intelligence. Take advantage of the knowledge in the world, there is soo much and I'm going to give it all I've got so it better be ready. I get migraines on a daily basis. I hope I don't have a brain tumor. I would rather die than go retarded. Jade said she'd kill me if it happened. I'm not afraid of dying. I'm looking forward to it just as much as I'm looking forward to the future life ahead of me. I want to be hypnotized. Brainwashing doesn't work on me, I have a low tolerance for it. It's hard to bug me. I never get bored. I am easily amused. White walls are the coolest to stare at. I think of how many things I could collage into it if it were to become 3-D like clouds. If I don't make sense then think harder or accept that you won't ever understand. You are who you are and you are never going to be someone else. Right now I'm enjoying just being myself and I dont want to get rushed into being alone and lonely. Please dont let me do that..whoever can prevent it. Someone sexy preferrably.